In recent years the gang has been joined by ladies or maybe trannies. Changed in other ways too, the Happy Hour gang has gone from baby boomers to computer zoomers perched on park benches or toilet seats or still in lonely cubicles.
Read moreNever a Man Spake Like This Man
However, Christ is not our model for hee-haw, head-back, side-splitting, knee-slapping, belly-laugh, night-club laughter. Christ did not and never will send audiences into guffaws as comedians and many preachers now compete to do.
Read moreThe Word of God
Many were the hermetically sealed hermeneutics mouthed by the prideful award-winning Jewish lawyers to catch Him in His words. They couldn’t begin to. The provocateurs knew it, and dared not debate Him again
Read morePart 2: Not As The World Giveth, Give I
Oh come on, it isn’t THAT bad!, you old conspiracy-monger, you toxic doomsayer! You’re an evil demon spewing hate, racism, and disinformation. You’re an embarrassment to our emergent, woke church and a dire threat to evolving utopian society.
Read morePart 1: Worldly Happiness, from Ideal To Worst
Satan’s vocabulary may be clipped but you, lawful and stupid captive of his, are easily overwhelmed. Against him, you don’t stand a chance. In his maw you’re a piece of cake. Gulped, gone. Only with Christ’s power do you have a shred of hope.
Read moreSatan's Lawful Captives: Us
So I checked the EGW online search engine, the EGW equivalent of Google, and found 47 references for “lawful captive/s.” No question, we are, alas, Satan’s lawful captives.
Read moreFrom Masked Ball to The Masked Ball And Chain
But to culminate the Satanic masked ball and chain will be Satan’s final and supreme disguise, deceiving if possible the very elect.
Read moreThe Natural Man
Alas, oh, how befuddled, muddled, and addled the natural man is! Talk about foolishness. He adjudges Satan as God or God as Satan. Good as bad, black as white, up as down or every which way but upward and heavenward.
Read moreOurs Is Not A Virtual God
The dead will appear real and issue strange commands. God’s people will be seen as God’s enemies and persecuted and threatened with death, even by fallen Omega Adventists.
Read moreGLORY
And now I realize the Bible is not to be picked up without appealing for the Holy Spirit’s guidance, not Miss Speh’s.
Read moreThis Is But The Overture
The video cameras pan across eerily vacant pews. But the show must go on. So the all-male middle-aged pastoral staff lays itself about the carpeted steps to the rostrum, like expensively tailored pin-striped walruses.
Read moreThe Coronavirus Panic Plague--Run For Your Life!
While the world’s face darkens over, are our faces brightening? Are we scared stiff at the notion of trouble such as there never has been? Or are we excited and elated, exclaiming, lo, this is our God? We have waited for Him!
Read moreDistractions, Distractions, Distractions!
And that in turn stokes the lust to run away and marry up with the world, while retaining, as long as it remains convenient, the name Adventist, cultural Adventist, that is.
Read moreIt's So... YOU!
I was born 4th generation SDA but never born again. Now I’m pleading to be reborn, even if by breech delivery. For, “if a man be in Christ he is a new creature. The old things are passed away. All things are become new.”
Read moreIf Left To My Own Devices
You may pursue any crazy cause from social justice to woman’s rights and O what a lot of rights women can be told they have.
Read moreSubmit And Subdue, Revisited
Change obedience to obeisance, especially to a political package or to celebrities, and applause, applause! Awards! Awards!
Read moreThe Days of Wine And Roses
Featured as the Grand Marshall is Women’s Ordination costumed as a goddess tossing rose petals and blessings to the grandstand on which most of the crowd are standing and applauding.
Read moreOpposite Ends of The Hall
Now it is the better part of a century later and I’m thinking of the Fall Council and the opposite convictions so zealously, steadfastly proclaimed, as so ably reported by our moderator and at such length commented on by you.
Read moreThe Superannuated Thinker
Come Sabbath, without a shred of compliance to predoctoral doctrines, they bestowed upon our Sabbath School contemporary issues, hermeneutics, and holy agnosticism.
Read moreIt's The Culture, Stupid
Behold what Evolution hath wrought. If eons ago we winced at jazz, we now jerk and twitch to gospel rock. Our young girls previously came to church dressed; now they pose in the foyer for selfies in Lady Gaga body sheaths and briefs--candidates for the next #meToo.
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